Thou dost desire to join Usidore upon his quest most assuredly. 'Tis a tale I hear oft.
HOWE'ER...it's just as likely that thou doth wish to adorn thyself in the finest garments inspired by HELLO FROM THE MAGIC TAVERN! I blame thee not.
HOW BRAVE ART THOU? DOST THOU HAVE THE INNER STRENGTH TO WEAR THE SHIRT OF THE MIGHTY MINOTAUR OF THE VERMILLION SHADE?
Obtain t-shirts and other gear, including the WILDLY POPULAR USIDORE NAME T-SHIRT! But know that no one single tunic shall E'ER CONTAIN ALL MINE NAMES!
12th Realm of Ephysiyies
Light and Shadow
Magical Delights (8th Level)
Great Halls of Terr'akkas
This is a collection of the most powerful, delightful, and dangerous names by which I have e'er been known. The very thought of some of them could rend the flesh from your bone. I dare not think of what would happen to the knave foolish enough to utter one aloud.
You know who calls me Dorfsky, bra? Only the largest of the big!
A fine name for a CRAFTERNOON!
Johann Sebastian Bacharach
...as I am known to the Gamblers of Chorroth.
The bakers of Foon use this appellation to address me.
My protege Jamillious the Mauve calls me by this name.
Baggle Me Fingies (or Baggle Me Fingles)
Honestly, I kind of hate this name.
A name by which I am known in the western reaches of Foon.
The name by which the gnomes of Foon do know me.
Pi Pi Poo
The most delicate and crumbly of names.
A valiant Marketing Manager in the game Offices and Bosses.
...as I am known to the poultry of Foon.
My nom de plume when I transform into a woman and teach math at the University of Phoenix.
Soda Poppin' Daddy
A name so secret only Arnold knows it.
A name for when I teach martial arts in order to secretly simultaneously teach you how to clean your home.
...or sometimes Black Francis.
How I love those Great Eagles!
The vampires whisper this name in fear of my righteous smiting of creatures of the night!
Chunt sometimes calls me this. I could not tell you why.
...as I am known to the Real Estate Agents of Foon. Cross them not!
...as I am known to the blades of grass, but I can also scare them off with the name The Grassy One (watch the grass run)!
A name used once to write a play (unproduced).
...as I am known to the wedding planners throughout Foon.
I am known as a deep-voiced mover and shaker in the southern lands of Foon.
A secret name known only to the Goblins.
I'm sure someone has called me Hank (and I used to check out library books under this name).
(abbreviated) The wolves sing this name to call Usidore to their aid.
The rainbow sprites do call me this name when I ASSIST THEM IN THE FORMATION OF RAINBOWS!
...and of course there are countless other names, you shall ne'er hear escape mine lips!
AND THOU 'TIS NOT POSSIBLE, YOU SHOULD ENTER TWATTERTON TO MENTION ANY SECRET NAMES MISSING FROM THIS UN-COMPREHENSIVE LIST.